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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there. There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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WIRED

The Humor and Beauty in Capturing Graffiti Cleanup | WIRED
WIRED
These before and after photos show Vincent Wittenberg and Wladimir Manshanden's unique appreciation for a utilitarian photo archive.

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CNBC

Analysts flee Wall Street with gallows humor as research changes loom
CNBC
Analysts have been fleeing Wall Street after nearly a decade of cost-cutting that is likely to accelerate under a regulation called MiFID. Customers are not expected to pay what it costs to produce research in the years ahead, especially after MiFID II ...

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Seven Days

Laughing Matters: A Johnson State College Professor Traces the Origins of Humor in Babies
Seven Days
A few years ago, she began looking for the earliest emergence of humor recognition in babies to see whether it's learned or innate behavior. Working with colleagues from the University of Vermont, the University of New Hampshire and the University of ...



Film School Rejects

For Consideration: This Year's Two Award-Worthy Tributes to Potty Humor
Film School Rejects
Instead, each focuses on characters who think literal potty humor and dick jokes are the funniest thing ever. Rather than attempting to align our senses of humor with theirs, the movie and the series have us laughing along with the characters on ...



Daily Mail

Smiles all round! Dentists show off their sense of humor with tongue-in-cheek surgery signs about 'not hunting lions ...
Daily Mail
For most a visit to the dentist is no laughing matter - but these signs prove, a visit to get your teeth checked does not need to be doom and gloom. Internet users have been collecting examples of humorous signs from dentists' offices around the ...



Washington Examiner

Al Franken's USO humor was creepy
Washington Examiner
"I don't know how you guys do it for nine months," Franken in a 2004 article quoted himself as saying, "I've been over here a week, and the first thing I'm going to do when I get home is have sex with my wife -- while thinking about the cheerleaders ...



CBS Minnesota / WCCO

Franken's Past Sexual Humor Has Been Scrutinized Before
CBS Minnesota / WCCO
MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — Minnesota Sen. Al Franken was accused of sexual harassment by a Los Angeles radio news anchor on Thursday. Leeann Tweeden says Franken forcibility kissed and groped her once while rehearsing a comedy skit they were ...
Comedians Know to Play to the Room. Al Franken Should've Known Better.Slate Magazine (blog)

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Live Science

Do Animals Have Humor?
Live Science
Between verbal jokes, slapstick comedy and tickling, there are numerous reasons we laugh. But are humans the only species with a sense of humor? The short answer is no, but it also depends on how you define "humor." For millennia, philosophers and ...



Letter: Political humor
Glenwood Springs Post Independent
I think it's time everyone grew a sense of humor, politically speaking. On NPR the other day, they had women calling in relating how they couldn't get out of bed the day after Queen Hillary was uncoronated. Come on, really? And how come no one's ...



SOFREP (press release)

Veteran humor–Are you rolling your eyes or getting amped up?
SOFREP (press release)
Some people see that phrase, get all amped up and are ready to hear some sick, vulgar stuff. Things that will make most people's stomach's turn, but they roll over laughing their asses off. Others, instead of rolling their asses, roll their eyes and ...


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